A Fun Thing To Do in the Morning Is Not Talk To Me Coaster

This premium ceramic coaster is for anyone who greets the sunrise with a death stare instead of a smile. Featuring a man who looks like he’s been personally victimised by daylight, this masterpiece comes with raised UV detail so you can feel the rage radiating off his face.

Perfect for your coffee mug, your hangover juice, or the desk you hide behind while pretending to be a functioning adult.

It’s glossy, grumpy, and sends a clear message before your first caffeine hit does the talking.

✅ Protects surfaces

✅ Delivers attitude

✅ Doesn’t actually calm tits (we checked)

✅ Give your beverages a place to rest—and your guests a gentle nudge to simmer the hell down.

✅ 10.8 X 10.8cm Ceramic Coaster

✅ Premium finish with raised detail

✅ Wipe clean with damp cloth, do not put in dishwasher or sink