This Too Shall Fuck Off Coaster

This premium ceramic coaster features a woman radiating calm chaos — the kind of serenity that only comes after you’ve given up caring.

The raised UV detail makes her peaceful-but-fuming expression shimmer like a spiritual warning label. Perfect for your wine glass, coffee mug, or crystal collection you bought during a breakdown. It’s glossy, sassy, and the ultimate mantra for surviving life’s daily bullshit.

✅ Protects surfaces

✅ Delivers attitude

✅ Doesn’t actually calm tits (we checked)

✅ Give your beverages a place to rest—and your guests a gentle nudge to simmer the hell down.

✅ Premium drink coaster details

✅ 10.8 X 10.8cm Ceramic Coaster

✅ Premium raised gold finish.

✅ Wipe clean with damp cloth, do not put in dishwasher or sink