Off You Fuck Coaster

Short, sharp, and straight to the bloody point — just how we like it.

This premium ceramic coaster features a woman who’s clearly had enough of everyone’s crap and is one passive-aggressive comment away from launching her drink.

The raised UV detail captures every glorious ounce of her “try me, dickhead” energy. Perfect for the office, the kitchen, or anywhere people think small talk is a good idea. It’s glossy, durable, and delivers the message so you don’t have to waste your breath.

✅ Protects surfaces

✅ Delivers attitude

✅ Doesn’t actually calm tits (we checked)

✅ Give your beverages a place to rest—and your guests a gentle nudge to simmer the hell down.

✅ Premium drink coaster details

✅ 10.8 X 10.8cm Ceramic Coaster

✅ Premium raised gold finish.

✅ Wipe clean with damp cloth, do not put in dishwasher or sink