I swear too F**King Much - Tea Towel

Bring sass to your sink with the “I swear too Fucking Much Tea Towel”. Equal parts practical and hilarious, this tea towel proves that even the grumpiest angel knows their worth. Made from soft, absorbent fabric, it’s perfect for drying dishes, wiping up spills, or hanging proudly as your new kitchen conversation starter.

Whether you’re gifting it to a mate who owns their attitude, brightening up a boring chore, or adding a cheeky twist to your homewares, this towel delivers laughs with every use. Because yes — you are a fucking delight.

Perfect for:

• Cheeky Kris Kringle gifts

• Kitchen queens (and kings) who tell it like it is

• Anyone who deserves a daily reminder of their fabulousness