I Hate Everyone. Stupid Cunts Coaster

For those days when you’re barely holding it together and every human interaction feels like a personal attack—meet your new favourite coaster.

This no-bullshit slab of ceramic rage says what you’re too tired (or too legally restrained) to say out loud. Finished with premium raised UV accents—because even your hatred deserves a little texture—and designed to pair perfectly with your drink of choice, this coaster doesn’t just catch drips.

It drips with pure, unfiltered disdain.

✅ Protects surfaces

✅ Delivers attitude

✅ Doesn’t actually calm tits (we checked)

✅ Give your beverages a place to rest—and your guests a gentle nudge to simmer the hell down.

✅ 10.8 X 10.8cm Ceramic Coaster

✅ Premium finish with raised detail

✅ Wipe clean with damp cloth, do not put in dishwasher or sink