My Level of Sarcasm Coaster

Finally, a coaster that speaks fluent sarcasm — so you don’t have to. This premium ceramic beauty features a man wearing the universal expression of “are you actually serious right now?” and comes with raised UV detail so every eye roll and smirk practically leaps off the surface. Perfect for anyone who’s ever had to survive small talk, staff meetings, or group chats with idiots. It’s glossy, durable, and guaranteed to protect your table while your patience disintegrates.

✅ Protects surfaces

✅ Delivers attitude

✅ Doesn’t actually calm tits (we checked)

✅ Give your beverages a place to rest—and your guests a gentle nudge to simmer the hell down.

✅ 10.8 X 10.8cm Ceramic Coaster

✅ Premium finish with raised detail

✅ Wipe clean with damp cloth, do not put in dishwasher or sink