Live, Laugh, Fuck Off Coaster

Finally, a modern twist on that fake-inspirational crap your aunty hangs in her kitchen.

This premium ceramic coaster features a woman who’s seen one too many “Live Laugh Love” signs and decided to fix it — permanently. The raised UV detail makes her beautifully deadpan face glisten like the light of pure apathy. Perfect for anyone who’s allergic to toxic positivity, Monday mornings, or people who say “good vibes only.”

It’s glossy, sturdy, and guaranteed to add just the right amount of passive-aggressive sparkle to your coffee table.

✅ Protects surfaces

✅ Delivers attitude

✅ Doesn’t actually calm tits (we checked)

✅ Give your beverages a place to rest—and your guests a gentle nudge to simmer the hell down.

✅ Premium drink coaster details

✅ 10.8 X 10.8cm Ceramic Coaster

✅ Premium raised gold finish.

✅ Wipe clean with damp cloth, do not put in dishwasher or sink