I'm Pretty Sure I Don't Give A Fuck Coaster

Meet the ultimate mood in coaster form. This premium ceramic number features a woman who’s reached that beautiful stage of life where she’s officially out of fucks to give — and she’s not taking messages, babes.

The raised UV detail makes her resting bitch face glisten like a warning sign in the morning sun.

Perfect for your wine, coffee, or whatever you’re sipping while ignoring everyone’s nonsense. It’s glossy, bold, and radiates pure “not my problem” energy. 

✅ Protects surfaces

✅ Delivers attitude

✅ Doesn’t actually calm tits (we checked)

✅ Give your beverages a place to rest—and your guests a gentle nudge to simmer the hell down.

✅ Premium drink coaster details

✅ 10.8 X 10.8cm Ceramic Coaster

✅ Premium raised gold finish.

✅ Wipe clean with damp cloth, do not put in dishwasher or sink