Had a Fall Button

Welcome to the stage of life where falling over becomes having a fall. The Had a Fall Survival Button is the ultimate old age gag, a novelty talking button on a lanyard that shouts "Help!", "I've had a fall!", and "I've taken a tumble!" at the press of a button.

Ideal for 40th's, 50th's, retirements, or anyone who groans when they sit down. It doesn't call for help, just attention. Unnecessary? Absolutely. Worn immediately? Without question.