Calm your Tits -Tea Towel

Because sometimes your dishes — and your emotions — need a gentle reminder.

Made from 100% cotton and 0% chill, this delightfully cheeky tea towel is here to dry your dishes and your drama. Whether you’re dealing with a sink full of chaos or a house full of high-strung humans, let this towel do the talking (so you don’t have to).

Perfect for kitchens, conversation starters, and anyone who occasionally needs a pep talk from their homewares.

Soft, durable, and slightly judgmental — just like your best friend.

50x70cm Digitally printed with reactive dyes, so this bad boy stays vibrant and fade free!