Kindly Fuck Off Coaster

Because sometimes manners matter — even when you’re telling someone to piss right off.

This premium ceramic coaster features a woman with the serene smile of someone who’s mastered the art of being civil while plotting your swift removal from her presence.

The raised UV detail adds a touch of class to her quiet fury — it’s elegance with edge. Perfect for workplaces, family dinners, or any situation where you want to say “get stuffed” but HR (or Nana) is within earshot. Glossy, durable, and beautifully passive-aggressive.

✅ Protects surfaces

✅ Delivers attitude

✅ Doesn’t actually calm tits (we checked)

✅ Give your beverages a place to rest—and your guests a gentle nudge to simmer the hell down.

✅ Premium drink coaster details

✅ 10.8 X 10.8cm Ceramic Coaster

✅ Premium raised gold finish.

✅ Wipe clean with damp cloth, do not put in dishwasher or sink