Hi. I don't care thanks.

Get your daily dose of sass with the Hi. I Don't Care. Thanks. Grumpy Bastard Coaster.

It’s glossy, sturdy, and guaranteed to add just the right amount of passive-aggressive sparkle to your coffee table.

✅ Protects surfaces

✅ Delivers attitude

✅ Doesn’t actually calm tits (we checked)

✅ Give your beverages a place to rest—and your guests a gentle nudge to simmer the hell down.

✅ Premium drink coaster details

✅ 10.8 X 10.8cm Ceramic Coaster

✅ Premium raised gold finish.

✅ Wipe clean with damp cloth, do not put in dishwasher or sink